Easter!

So today is Easter. A day to celebrate Christ rising from the dead with family and friends. Also, a day for the Easter bunny, who found it necessary to send a certain Sophomore geometry note cards from sparknotes, and a book of poetry. How handy, seeing as I absolutely adore abstract poetry and geometry. Sarcasm intended. But Still, the gifts are handy so I won't fail English or math! So let me share one of the highlights and more amusing moments from the day:

Last night, at about 11pm, after we came home from the Easter Vigil, my mom asked me to make a pudding pie. Now, If you forget to put foil over pudding, the top tends to get weird looking, and a little bit hard. And, if you use vanilla pudding, it turns yellow, like American cheese. The matriarch of the friends who came over felt the need to point this out to everyone, including my father, who felt the need to die of laughter on the floor. So, my face was turned red because of my "cheese pie", and I was told I would never live this down and my kids would one day ask for it.

This is defiantly pleasant news when you already KNOW you can't cook right? You guys read my post on food disasters a few weeks ago, its no fun. I've decided that "cheese pie" and all my other disasters are taking a break from the kitchen. NO MORE COOKING FOR ME! I'll stick to uh...Salads. I can't ruin those right?

Love from hanhan =]

Cookie time!

Today was one of those days. You know, the type where you get the sheets ripped off you because you refuse to get up. The type where what you need to do doesn't get done because the library decides to be a butt and not call you even though its been a week since you asked them for the darned book. The type where you're lovely director decides to rewrite the whole script 6 weeks before the show. The type where you realise that you could potentially lose two weeks of summer to geometry.

Just when you start to think this day is the worst ever, a magical thing happens. You see the car being driven by your mother. You see her walk into the house holding a bunch of boxes. You open the door for her, and then run screaming around the house. You run the boxes as soon as she sets them down and GRAB your package. You rip open the package, just dying to see the contents. You've waited all year for these! Thats right! Your Girl Scout cookies have finally arrived!

Suddenly, your stolen sheets, the dumb library, The awful director and her new script, and being behind in geometry don't matter any more, and you taste the amazing bliss of a perfect, peanut butter Girl Scout cookie. Suddenly, your day seems better. Suddenly, your mood is lifted. then you realise something. The box had fifteen cookies to start with. And you just ate 5. Well, obviously, these are gonna last long =/

Love from hanhan=]

Food is cool.

You know what is the best thing in the whole wide world? Obviously, you don't, or you wouldn't be reading this. So I will take the honor of telling you, my dear people. The best thing in this ENTIRE world, is to go for a nice long walk, and come home and eat potatoe chips. Not only do the potatoe chips absolutley negate whatever fatburning power the walk gave you, but they add on even more pounds!

Aren't you glad I told you that? Doesn't it make you feel like your life is fuller and better? Good. Want to know what the SECOND best thing in the ENTIRE WORLD is? Of course you do! So I'll tell you! the SECOND best thing in the entire world is when you put away those workout ruining chips and pull out a much healthier thing of raspberry yogurt, which you've been craving all day, and open it. You smell a weird smell, but you don't really pay attention because your little sisters have been sick all day. You go and lick thelittle metal lid thing and taste...Sour milk.

Yup. Best day ever. At least when it comes to food. I think I'll go make myself an egg. Thats safe right?

Love from hanhan =]