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HOW TO GET A BOY TO LIKE YOU (in 5 easy, comprehensive steps)

We all want to fall deeply in love with that perfect person. Obviously. The problem with us girls, is that we can never figure out the exact way to make them love us back! Now, I've done extensive research and testing of this method, and its fool-proof! So go ahead, try these out on your soon to be sweetie. He'll be unable to resist you.

1. ALWAYS laugh at everything he says, even if its stupid. This is am important rule and must be followed at all times.
2. When the boy says nothing, so you aren't following rule #1, Smile really big and stare into his eyes. Make sure you ate spinach for lunch too, and don't bother getting it out of your teeth afterwords. Boys like it when they can see you eat healthy.
3. Stalk the boy. Friend him on Facebook, get his number off his page, like all his statuses, and text him at least 15 times a day, especially if he doesn't respond. Hes only not responding because hes shy, but hes totally into you. Boys love when girls give them no space and constantly assault their tools of communication. Seriously. Its a proven fact.
4. Never listen to him. If a boy says he really wants you to back off, or he just wants to be friends with you, he's lying. Trust me, he dreams about you every night.
5. DO NOT BE YOURSELF. Boys hate girls who are genuine and sweet and funny in their own way. Personalities are a big no-no. Get that straight ladies, you're not to be appreciated for yourself, only for who you pretend to be.

If you follow these steps, you'll have a very successful love life.

DISCLAIMER: This writer will not be held responsible for any serious injuries or fines that result from following her tips.